TJ Wisemen RCFM222 Remote Controlled Fart Machine No. 2
by TJ Wisemen
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Product Summary
Manufacturer: TJ WisemenBrand: TJ Wisemen
Model: RCFM222
Product features:
- Spread the fun and laughter!
- Fart Machines make great gifts
- Everyone loves them!
- Blows the Original Fart Machine away!
- Caution: You may die laughing!
Toys and Games Reviews of TJ Wisemen RCFM222 Remote Controlled Fart Machine No. 2
Customer Review: My Accomplice in the 'Blame Game'
Summary: 4 Stars
As a married man, I'm constantly in a state of conflict. Left to my own devices, I'm perfectly content to shovel food, guzzle beer, emit various gasses and generally befoul my surroundings like the coothless savage half-shaven chimp I am. But with the missus around, I'm compelled to be on my best behavior -- for the next forty to sixty years. Or until I drop dead of an aneurysm from trying to remember which fork to eat salad with, or which indistinguishable shade of white I'm supposed to paint the bathroom. Clearly, I need some help.
Nothing sours a sweetie's puss quite like passing wind in her vicinity. But try as we might, there are times when it's simply unpossible to keep the blast doors shut and the noxious gas contained. That's when this device really comes in handy.
I took the sound emitter, hid it under the dog's blanket, and stashed the remote control in my pocket. When the pressure mounted and the gassy hounds demanded release, I simply let them go -- silently, if at all possible. And then tapped the remote. Bingo! The sound came from the direction of the dog; ergo, the godforsaken eye-watering noxious stench must have come from the dog, too. My wife blamed the mutt's butt instead of mine, and the day was saved.
Of course, it was a somewhat harder sell when we were in another room. Or the dog was nowhere near her blanket when it 'went off'. Or when the dog found the device and carried it through the house making slobbery chewing fart noises everywhere she went. I tried blaming it on beans in her kibble, but the jig was up.
Now I'm paying for the ruse. The wife's being extra-nice to the dog for all the abuse she gave it, and she won't let me in the house without three shots of Bean-O and an absorbent sponge down the back of my pants. Peachy.
Description of TJ Wisemen RCFM222 Remote Controlled Fart Machine No. 2
The Brand New Fart Machine has "BoomBox" Technology, which allows more vibrant, natural sounding Farts!. Embarrass your boss, friends, and family! Press the remote button and set off one of 15 different fart sounds! The gag works like this, simply hide the little speaker, then from up to 100 feet away, press the included remote, and the hidden speaker lets out one of 15 disgusting fart sounds. Place this under your co-workers desk,then when they have someone in their office, press the remote from across the office, and let the laughter begin (at their expense of course!) Requires 9v battery not included.Gags & Practical Jokes Toys
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