EyeClops Night Vision Infared Stealth Binoculars
by Jakks
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Product Summary
Manufacturer: JakksBrand: Eyeclops
Release Date: 2009-06-15
Model: 03545
Product features:
- See up to 50' in complete and total darkness
- Use both eyes to view
- Handheld binocular design
- Powered by real infra-red technology
- The product has got a cool look
Toys and Games Reviews of EyeClops Night Vision Infared Stealth Binoculars
Customer Review: This toy ain't just fer kids and commandos!
Summary: 4 Stars
I like these here nite vision goggles. They give me the nite vision giggles! Even though the folks what build them keep spellin "nite" wrong. I ain't no sword swingin defender of no old king or castle so why would I want "night" vision goggles? I suppose it was some mouseketeering genious at the factory thought they'd sell more if they made folks think that them nights of the round table wored goggles under their helmets. How stupid do they think we is?
So, my drivin suspension run out a couple months ago, and I dusted off the old Buick and I was gonna take her out for a spin. I had forgotten that I didn't have any workin headlights though. I usually keep the good headlight in the driver's side so I don't keep runnin over the menu at the drive through MacDonnals, but that homeless fella I hit back in '05 just had to be walkin on the left side of the road so it put out my good headlight. Shame he couldn't of been walking on the right side of the road and saved a perfectly good headlight. He was a squatter what had started livin in one of them vacant trailers over on the south side of the park. I don't get why the state always come in and tells folks that nobody can live in a perfectly good trailer just cause some fella cooked up a batch of meth in there. I figure it's someone in the guvment tryin to pervide places for them homeless folk to live as squatters. Out of sight: pay no mind, to corn a phrase. So in pointy facts, this fella was more trailerless than homeless.
Them squatter folk is a hearty bunch though. I hit him near about 20 mile an hour as best I can figure (my speedometer's busted, but I know 20's about as fast as I can take the speed bumps in the trailer park without spillin my drink). At that speed it ripped the fella's trowsers clean off and he did a couple flips in the air, but he just up and run off (after he landed, that is). I see him limpin around the park every once in a while so I know he ain't too bad off. I still got his trowsers wedged in the grill of the Buick though. I'll makes sure to honk and wave at him when I see him round the park. I figure he'll get a kick outa seein his old trowsers flappin in the wind across my hood.
So, I was tryin to figure how to take the Buick out for a spin without any headlights when it hit me (an idea that is, not the Buick). That neighber kid what always talks like his nose is plugged up got these here nite vision goggles fer Christmas. I needed to approperate them goggles from him so I could go for a drive. So, I waited till he come out of his trailer with his cousin (who also talks likes his nose is always plugged up). They was both dressed up like that grim reaper character: skull masks, robe, hood, and everything. Turns out they was fixin on using the goggles to sneak up on some gals in the park and spook em real good with the grim reaper outfits. I run up to them, grabbed the goggles, pointed to the grill of the Buick, and said "Hey, them trowsers is from the last kid what didn't let me borrow their Christmas present". They was just stunned for a few seconds. Long enough for me to grab the goggles, get in the Buick, and start drivin. But they weren't just gonna let me run off with them goggles, so they jumped on the back of the Buick as I sped away.
It took me a while to figure out how to put the goggles on and power them up. It was expecially hard 'cause I was doin some extra swervin to try and fling them reaper kids off. I took out a few trash cans, mail boxes, and a couple yard gnomes before getting the goggles on right.
Now here's the part where I have to 'fess up to a couple things. First, there are at least three different folk up in the Hamilton mental hospital that were put there 'cause they came back to police station in town that nite blabberin about some demon posessed car drivin out on Highway 10. They had some wild story about sighting some hanus travellers in the oncomin lane as their headlights momentarily illuminated the otherworldly image of a late model Buick traveling at break-neck speed with black robed and hooded ghouls climbing on the roof, the heads of decapitated gnomes scattered across the hood, the trousers of some unwitted victim flailin from the grill, and some cyborg cyclops behind the wheel. I weren't of believed it neither if I didn't already knowed it to be true. Some of them even embullsheded the story a little bit saying that the devil-car sucked in all the light in from around it making the road pitch black and air icy cold. Sounds really cool, but I don't see how I could have done that just from having no headlights. Unless there was another car (a REAL devil-car) with ghouls, gnomes, trousers, and a cyclops driver out on Highway 10 that nite that actually did suck light and make things cold. I suppose that could have happened.
It was such a wild story that everyone thought they was just crazy and locked them away. I would have explained it all to the police so them folk could get out the Hamilton mental hospital, but I has some extrenuated circumcisions. Even though Hamilton is one of the top three mental hospitals I've ever been in, them three folk still didn't do nothin to deserve bein there. The reason I didn't tell nobody though brings me to my second 'fess up.
The Klan was havin a cross burnin that nite out by the lake and as I was passin them, the fire flashed really bright in the goggles. I turned my head really fast to see what it was and the goggles flew off my face and out the driver side window. So, I was drivin blind! I tried to keep control of the car, but I evidently ran into a concrete barrier head on. I blacked out from the impact, but evidently it sent the reaper boys flying through the air and right into the middle of the Klan! They hit the cross first before hitting the ground. This sounds like a good thing since it would break their fall (which it did) but it also lit their robes afire. They were a little dazed from the fall so they just wandered around like zombies with their arms straight out. The sight of two flaming ghouls dropping from the sky and then stalking them on the ground caused all the the Klan boys to scatter and they've all been too scared to get together again, so I'm not inclined to fess up to my icecapades that nite. I'm afeard that if they knowed it weren't really flaming ghoul-zombies falling from the sky they saw that nite, they'll start burnin crosses again and that's just not envirnamentally friendly. Wasted gasoline, wood, and all that carbon in the smoke ... sad.
Now I know what yer thinkin here. If I's blacked out how do I know what happened with the Klan. We'll I heard most of it from the police report. Grand Wizard Tubbs (that's Lucas' daddy for those of you what knows him) didn't beleive they was real ghouls and went right to the police cheif to demanded an immoderate infistigation into who would disturpt their peaceful gathering. I have to admit that it did look rather peaceful until we showed up. They's mindin their own business, not hurtin any body. I just put 2 and 2 into 4 and figured that it was the kids from the park and not real flaming ghoul-zombies falling from the sky. I suppose it could have been real flaming ghoul-zombies there at exactly the same time as us, but the fact that the ghouls made off with the Klan's beer after they all scattered make me think it was likely the kids from the park.
But the goggles worked great. I'll fer sure borrow them again if them kids get a replacement pair.
Description of EyeClops Night Vision Infared Stealth Binoculars
Powered by Real Night Vision Technology, EyeClops Night Vision is the real deal! Invisible infrared illumination means you see them.. but they can't see you.Find out what goes on after the lights go out with the Eyeclops Night Vision 2.0 Infrared Stealth Binoculars. Featuring real infrared night vision technology, these binoculars allow you to see up to 50 feet in total darkness. Kids eight years and older will love switching the binoculars to spy mode for covert operations, or using the long-range mode for peripheral surveillance. With a high contrast dual-eye LCD display and an adjustable focus, the Eyeclops binoculars provide a clear window to a never-before-seen world.
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 With a 50-foot range, these night-vision goggles allow you to see what happens in the dark. View larger. |
 Two modes of vision allow you to choose stealth or distance, depending on the situation. View larger. |
Step into the backyard after dark with these infrared binoculars and you'll see a nighttime world, brilliantly illuminated. The real working infrared technology will surprise kids with its ability to bring a perfectly dark environment into clear, bright focus. With a range of up to 50 feet, the high contrast dual-eye LCD display provides an amazingly clear picture of what goes on in the dark.
Designed for covert operations, the binoculars feature action detailing and black coloration that lets kids operate under the radar. The dual display provides clear images that can be seen with both eyes, and the form-fitting eyepiece with eye-width adjustment ensures a comfortable fit. A black neck strap makes sure that the binoculars won't fall or get lost in the middle of the night.
Long Range Mode vs. Stealth Mode
The Eyeclops features four different modes for different types of operations. Stealth Mode makes you utterly invisible by removing the light that is emitted by the binoculars. Long-range mode helps you focus on people or objects that are as far as 50 feet away. Both Spy mode and Military mode alter your field of vision to simulate the effect of using real infrared binoculars.
Lovers of the outdoors will be delighted to find that the infrared light illuminates tiny insects and the reflective surfaces of animals' eyes. While the binoculars make it a cinch to see in the dark, the relatively small field of vision makes it dangerous to run while looking through them. Adult supervision is recommended for safe play, and for the installation of the Eyeclops' five "AA" batteries (not included).
What's in the Box
Eyeclops night vision binoculars with neck strap, and instruction manual.
 The comfortable neckband allows you to see in the dark with your hands free -- perfect for spying! |
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