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Toys and Games Reviews of Ouija Board Glow-in-the-DarkCustomer Review: some true examples of a Satanic nature. . . . Summary: 2 Stars
I do not like Ouija. But there are many worse cases of Satanic behavior. Here are some TRUE stories to prove my theroy.
THE GIRL IS POSSESSED : A VILLAGE TALE; 1912
A teenage girl lived in a small village with her father. They had normal lives, jobs, responsibility: and Christian Faith. Then, one night, the girl awoke with a terrible fright. She felt the end of her bed shake, and she felt as if someone was dragging her off it. She screamed. Her father came into the room. The next night, the girl decided to sleep with a cross and a bible against her. It did not help. the evil force returned; but this time it was worse. It was controlling the girls' mind! her eyes turned white and grey, and she got out of bed, and went to the local trainstation. she was in a sort of trance. She walked, and a young man, who often saw this young girl, looked into her eyes, and saw nothing but dred, hate, fury, and satin. He ran . The next day, the entire village new about the girl's strange behavior. Then, the girl fell gravely ill. Whenever she saw a bible, she threw it. she died. the rest of the story is unknown.
see. that was satanic. NOT ouija. and im a christian.
Customer Review: Do Not Try This At Your Own Home Summary: 4 Stars
okay....so I used this at my house it was so much fun..but I can never sleep at night. Here's the story. My friends and I decided to have a sleep over party at my house. We decided to go buy the Ouija board and play it that night, followed by a scary movie. We all gathered out side on my driveway with candles and the whole bit. I went first, I asked the board if we were going to die in the next 5 years and the Ouija board said No.... then it started spelling out "Tonight" we were so scared...Then my friend Kristen went and she was so scared..she asked "who?" then the board said "All of You". We were so freaked out, then as if we wern't freaked out we walked inside so find a note from my parents that they went jogging...jogging at seven? okay, so then we watched our movie, when I went to the bathroom I had the door open because I was scared, the power went out and the door shut on me. I was stuck in there, then I heard my friends screaming "no, no get away, get away" then I heard my parents come inside saying~ get out of my house..all of a sudden the lights went on & I could finally get out of the bathroom, I never saw what the thing was, but my friends are all in therapy because of it. If you decide to use the Ouija board, don't leave anyone behind.
Customer Review: It's Cool Summary: 4 Stars
I've played the Ouija Board since I was a kid and I've always found things of this nature very mysterious, also, I must warn that it's not a game, no it's not to just play with and I strongly do not reccomend to any kids under the age of 10. Things like this shouldn't have kids involved. But I would also like to say that the Ouija Board is a fun game if the person you're playing with is fun too and tries not to move it. It's just pathetic when they do that. The Ouija Board also isn't for the spiritually weak or people who "...don't believe in things like this..." it also spoils the fun if you get a person like that and it also brings negative energies to the board. For educational, I gave it a 2, how can you learn from this game? You can't really, just to learn how to read letters! haha, ok, well... But if you want some questions answered, a little laugh and a lot of memories, buy this item. I gave it a 4 because it's playing age is 8 and up when, in my opinion it should be 10 and up (2 years does make a difference), and once in a while it just doesn't seem to work. The durability of the Ouija Board is given a 4 because if you lose the circle with the point it won't work, but other than that it's all good, just put away after playing.
Customer Review: The Best Afterlife Switchboard Money Can Buy Summary: 5 Stars
I'm a full time bar tender, so with all the black lights in the club, I'm able to connect lost souls, read clearly what they are saying, and mix up your favorite martini simultaneously! Once you get this board going, it moves on its own. A multitasking medium's dream come true! No longer will I be bound to keep separate my mundane and spiritual professions!
Even better, you pay for the item and there are no service charges or connection fees! That means you get free "board to board" messaging, data options, international and inter-dimensional dialing, and no roaming charges! This device is also completely wireless and only requires UV light to charge itself. Sometimes the signal can get a little hazy. When this happens, just ask the universe to make the signal clearer and....voila!
Lone users beware: Using the board alone can lead to muscle spasms, itchy skin, and demon possessions unless you encircle yourself with Himalayan pink rock salt.
If a spirit reaches your board in error, advise them to hang up and dial Yes Yes No to reach the main operator. If the spirit refuses, you can transfer them yourself by dialing Moon Yes Goodbye on your board, wait for the sound of the banshee, and dial ASDFGHJKL.
Customer Review: EVIL piece of $h*^! Summary: 4 Stars
Let me tell you, unless you are a witch or have cast yourself a strong protective spell, stay away from this. I have heard of too many people who have been haunted by spirits ever since they "played" with a ouija board. They DO work, and they WILL tell you about you future and past. However, the spirits will be with you forever and will continue to tell you stuff, some stuff you don't want to know, they will continue to mess with you for the rest of you life. I haven't yet even touched a ouija board because I am absolutly horrified, but I personally know family members and friends that have used them, and they are pretty much screwed over for life because of it. I know of one person who uses a ouiga board......the spirits have gotten to be so close of friends with him that they will come and tickle her! Yes, at night they will sneak into her bedroom and tickle her feet, they know this is one of her weaknesses and it bothers her! I know of others who have had their house burn down because they did something to anger the demons in their ouija board. This is definatly NOT a game, you can make it out to be, but you will have to pay the price to "play" it. So I suggest go pray to God and wait to see what the future has in store for you.
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