Health Energy Potion
by Harcos Inc
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Toys and Games Reviews of Health Energy Potion
Customer Review: What would I have done without you, Health Energy Potion?
Summary: 5 Stars
There I was, face to face with the fabled Gorlok monster with only 10 HP left. A lesser man would have turned and run, but not me, I had a secret weapon. The Gorlok lunged at me with his 12 arms flailing and his teeth gnashing violently. I could smell the stench of death as his long talons narrowly missed my already tattered left arm while quickly I rolled to the side. As the Gorlok was recovering from his voracious strike I slipped out my Health Energy Potion and downed it in a single, hurried gulp. I could feel my strength being restored and much to my amazement my arm was fully healed! Those magnificent bastards at Energy Drinks have done it again! I sprinted towards the Gorlok, jumped high in the air and did a triple axel while coming down with all my force into the eye of the mighty beast. The Gorlok let out a deafening roar as he toppled to the ground, dead by my hand. I had finally saved the princess who was trapped in that dark castle all these years. I approached her majesty and I'll never forget what she said to me, "Thank you Jeremy! But our princess is in another castle!" Son of a...Customer Review: Poison
Summary: 1 Stars
This stuff is absolutely atrocious. I'm a huge fan of energy drinks - generally Monster or 5hr Energy are my top picks, but this seemed interesting enough to try out. The stuff is awful - it doesn't wake you up at all, has no kick, tastes horrible, and worst of all it has made me feel terrible pretty much all afternoon - very bad stomach ache. I would not drink another bottle if somebody offered to pay me the $20 I spent on a six pack of the stuff. (Also, aside from ebay feedback, this is the first online review I have written of ANYTHING - nothing has motivated me enough to sign in and complain about it before, ever, and I buy far too many things for my own good. Hopefully that speaks to how awful this stuff is.) Buyer beware - you could spend half as much money to pay a stranger to kick you in the stomach, and have the same experience.Customer Review: A Very Good Potion
Summary: 5 Stars
Health and Mana Potions are very good. They don't taste that good, but you get used to it, and one starts to think it's not that bad after the first or second potion. It is Very Fun, a little educational being in that it teaches that Caffeine and the ingredients are... Energizing? It is Durable, so long as you don't poke it with something or toss it around. The Bottles used to be Glass and people started making Molotovs, so they made them Plastic. I give this a 5 Star, it does what it says and is very good!
Bottom Line:
Wanna stay up? Need Energy? Need to Focus? Get This. Now.
Customer Review: Dreadfully Disgusting
Summary: 1 Stars
I tried both the "Health" and the "Mana". Both were awful in taste and neither had any discernable effect on my energy levels. I bought them for their appearance as a fun gift for my LAN group. One of the bottles had leaked in the box and the smell alone should have warned me to not drink it. But live and learn. The one benefit I got out of the purchase was that the bottles can be filled with water and food coloring to use as game props or displays. They are aesthetically pleasing to the eye when you hang them in a window with the different colors catching the daylight.Customer Review: A Death Knight's Drink of Choice.
Summary: 4 Stars
I bought the Health and Mana potions on a whim while in Hot Topic last weekend. I figured it would be pretty good, since I was planning a WoW marathon the next night. I tried it and realized why they came in such small bottles. It tastes awful, Red Bull tastes better and even that is pretty gross. I say it is a Death Knight's drink of choice because it tastes like your going to die. However, it certainly kept me going way past my normal breaking point. I suggest this in a pinch and for alittle whimsy fun - but for everyday? Stick to coffee and Mt. Dew.