Sea-Monkeys Executive Set
by Educational Insights
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Product Summary
Manufacturer: Educational InsightsBrand: Educational Insights
Release Date: 2007-06-01
Model: 6804
Product features:
- Sea-Monkeys' all black and gold set is the perfect office décor, companion, and conversation piece
- This set includes all that is necessary to hatch and grow Sea-Monkey pets and a new accessory
- Tank features "gold" on the bottom, as well as illustrated instructions, feeding spoon
- The World's Greatest Office Pet
- Guaranteed to grow
- Also includes a squeegee with LED light to add a bit of fun and pizzazz
- Tank features three packets:#1 Water Purifier, #2 Instant Live Eggs, and #3 Growth Food
Toys and Games Reviews of Sea-Monkeys Executive Set
Customer Review: Sea Monkeys at work? All signs point to YES!
Summary: 5 Stars
First of all, I take issue with the claim that this product is for 6-10 year olds. I am a middle-aged executive and have been continuously entertained by my little desktop pets for weeks now. What could be more fun than watching these playful little creatures swim to and fro in a magical underwater paradise fit for a working professional's office?
That said, I do have a few things I have learned from my time with the Sea Monkeys. Some of these may seem like common sense, but as the old lady says, I certainly don't have any of THAT!
#1. Sea Monkeys are not really monkeys. Monkeys are primates that have prehensile tails and opposable thumbs. Real monkeys cannot breathe under water. This bears repeating. REAL MONKEYS CANNOT BREATHE UNDER WATER.
#2. Consequently, as Sea Monkeys are not really monkeys, they do not like to eat bananas. DO NOT PUT BANANAS IN SEA MONKEY EXECUTIVE SET.
#3. Sea Monkeys are totally fun and friendly and curious. You might think that they'd be great friends for your pet goldfish or your pet betta. YOU WOULD BE WRONG.
#4. Sea Monkeys are good listeners. They will keep a secret until they are cold and dead. But don't expect them to actually give you any encouragement or a kind word now and then. It is a one way street with these guys, I'm telling you.
#5. Sea Monkeys are sold as a toy. But Sea Monkeys are living, breathing creatures. And when they die due to your neglect and attempts to get them to play with Goldie your pet fish, their spirits will come back and HAUNT YOU.
#6. Your friends, family, and coworkers may think you are a little too obsessed with your Sea Monkeys. They may not realize that Sea Monkeys are hyperintelligent creatures in a tiny, tiny package. They may not realize that it is rude, in fact, to not have them at the table at dinner time, or to make them sleep downstairs with the dog. DON'T LISTEN TO THEM, THEY ARE WRONG.
Sea Monkeys are the best thing that has ever happened to me. Now that my children are in college, they have given me something new to live for. I'm so excited about my new little family. I will love them forever and ever and ever. I have willed all of my assets to them. My lawyer discouraged this, but he doesn't understand what true love is. He told me so himself.
Description of Sea-Monkeys Executive Set
Sea-Monkeys all black and gold set is the perfect elegant office decor. The set includes all that is necessary to hatch and grow Sea-Monkey pets and a new accessory, a squeegee with LED Light to add a bit of fun and pizzazz. Features 4 built-in magnifiers, and a mound of gold on the bottom. Includes tank and ventilated lid, Water Purifier, Instant Live Eggs, Growth Food, Calibrated Feeding Spoon, Million-Bubble Air Pump, Aqua-Leash, Tiny Tank Tool, Magnifier, and instructions. Guaranteed to live two years. Grades 1 and upBiology, Anatomy & Botany Toys
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