Pickle-Pult Launcher Picklepult
by Accoutrements
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Product Summary
Manufacturer: AccoutrementsBrand: Accoutrements
Model: 11838
Product features:
- Flying Pickles!
- Launcher Fires Up To 15 ft!
- Target On Back of Box!
Toys and Games Reviews of Pickle-Pult Launcher Picklepult
Customer Review: Great for home defense
Summary: 5 Stars
Now, you might laugh at this Pickle-pult and think it silly. However, I challenge you to look more deeply into the possibilities of any product, just as I did after putting some clever thought into the situation.
I needed a serious solution to my problem of no home defense capabilities. I have not been allowed to own or operate a gun since "the incident", so I needed some creativity to come up with an answer. I had tried a catapult, but after only a few shots, the cats tend to run away and never come back the next time you let them outside.
So what I do, is I buy the official "terrified pickles" accessory pack, and then I whittle one end of them down to a sharp point. This is tricky for me to do, since I am not allowed to own or handle knives since "the incident". Then when an unwelcome intruder enters my home or yard, I fire a terrified pickle, point first, in their direction. They tend to run off with the pickle still embedded, so I keep an abundant supply of replacement terrified pickles on hand.
Best of all, no one ever believes that they were injured by a whittled down plastic terrified pickle launched by a pickle-pult. In fact, one intruder spent four days in the psych-ward after trying to put that story across. So none of my humorless, paranoid family, friends, or neighbors has yet been able to obtain a court order denying me THIS method of self defense.
Credits and Disclaimers:
* A nod to the writers of "Cheers" for their use of the phrase "the incident" in a dialog involving Woody.
* Only imaginary cats were harmed in the writing of this review. Never launch cats across a room. Juggling them is much more fun.
* A nod to Steve Martin for disseminating the idea of cat juggling.
* Only imaginary people were impaled by whittled down plastic terrified pickles in the writing of this review. But now that I'm thinking about it ...
Description of Pickle-Pult Launcher Picklepult
Quit sitting in your easy chair lobbing kosher dills at the kids! It's wasteful, and besides, it's just not sanitary. Use this Pickle-pult instead, and you can enjoy all the fun of pickle launching without getting your hands all briny! Just load one of the four 1-¼" (3.2 cm) long plastic pickles into the 5-¾" (14.6 cm) long plastic catapult device and pull the trigger to propel your pickle!Gags & Practical Jokes Toys
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