INSTANT EXCUSE BALL

INSTANT EXCUSE BALL
by Accoutrements

INSTANT EXCUSE BALL
List Price: $9.99
Our Price: $5.90
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Category: Toy
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Product Summary

Manufacturer: Accoutrements
Brand: Accoutrements
Model: 11853
Product features:
  • Fun novelty item
  • Great ice-breaker
  • Lots of laughs

Toys and Games Reviews of INSTANT EXCUSE BALL

Customer Review: Saved my Marriage!
Summary: 5 Stars

For as long as I can remember I've been involved in multiple affairs with my wife, and as far as I know I've never been caught. Unfortunately, after a while I began to get complacent. You can only be so good for so long before you start to think you're invincible. I knew I should have gotten home on time that night (I had been lying that I got off work at 7PM since we met) but I was, as you would expect, having a pretty rockin' time so I stayed a couple extra hours late. When I returned home I was pretty shocked to find my wife standing in the doorway, tears streaming down her face. She started screaming, accusing me for cheating on her or some kind of nonsense like that. Of course I refudiated this, but I needed something to ensure her I'd never cheat on her. I felt at the Twix in my pocket, but this wasn't just time for a moment, I needed something more... As the beautiful, smiling face of fate would have it, my lover that night had been so pleased with my performance that she had gave me a pretty sweet gift: the Instant Excuse Ball. Without missing a beat, I pulled this baby out from the fanny pack I wear on my side (just for this occasion) and gave it some vigorous shake action. I looked up at my still bawling wife, and said "Oh I'm sorry hun, I forgot to tell you I had jury duty today!"

Needless to say, everything was good from there. Unlike most of my clever concoctions before, she took it hook, line, and sinker! The excuses provided by this little miracle ball are nothing less than priceless. Take it from me, if you ever find yourself running into problems covering your fraudulent, two-faced, lie-ridden life, YOU NEED THE INSTANT EXCUSE BALL!

Hands down, 20 stars out of 5.

Description of INSTANT EXCUSE BALL

Oops! You did it again. But before you go owning up to your mistakes, try the Instant Excuse ball - it may keep you from getting in a whole mess of trouble. Each 3-3/4" (9.5 cm) hard plastic ball comes with twenty different excuses ranging from the obvious, "My Dog Ate It," to the obscure, "Mexican Food." Illustrated window box.

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