BACON shaped themed Adhesive Bandages
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Toys and Games Reviews of BACON shaped themed Adhesive Bandages
Customer Review: M A K E S ____M__Y____B O O....B O O S....H E A L....F A S T E R..!
Summary: 5 Stars
I needed some band-aids, and saw these on, (alas), another website.
This website had ONLY the "Bacon" Band-Aid Variety, and, for a number of reasons, listed below, I bought them. (They are perfectly satisfactory to me....even superiour to the usual band-aids, in many ways....but had I known these novelty band-aids come in OTHER varieties, (namely "BLING"), I would have bought them instead.)
Bacon band-aids have an appeal to me in that, as a child, I was never allowed to eat bacon. As a "forbidden fruit", this alone gave these band-aids a lot of appeal. Co-equally was the fact that THESE NOVELTY band-aids came in a METAL TIN! Just like ALL band-aids used to! (Just like, I think, all band-aids should again!)
Outside of looking like bacon, (or perhaps, at first glance -- to me, at least -- like a satellite view of the beginnings of the Nile Delta, or maybe some ancient dinasaur leg-bones), these are serviceable, normal band-aides. They cover up wounds so that these wounds heal faster, just fine. Unfortunately -- just like most plainer bandages, they do become sort of useless when too much water gets on them. Otherwise, they're just great!
Customer Review: z'man cheirusainu
Summary: 5 Stars
I picked these up on an impulse, tired of sporting Dora and Strawberry Shortcake bandages over my manly shaving-related mutilations. Just an impulse, good for a few chuckles, but I'm glad I did.
I like these bacon bandages. I love bacon, it makes everything tastier. You ever have scallops wrapped in bacon? Or, where I grew up, we had the francheezie, a quarter-pound dog, split up and filled with cheese, and wrapped with bacon. I love the idea of garnishing myself with bacon, and all it symbolizes. To my kosher cousins, the bacon serves as a slight, a defiant declaration that I will not be laden down by dogma and delusion. To my vegan brothers and sisters, the bacon is a visible symbol of my dishonor, a white-meat scarlet letter confessing my lack of grit: "I'm with you in spirit, comrades, but the flesh is weak."
I'm so fond of these band-aids that it's a little bit of a downer when my wounds heal up. I eager anticipate paper cuts. I'm actually contemplating getting a bacon tattoo. Let me know what you think.
Customer Review: I can finally die a happy man
Summary: 4 Stars
It's not common in this world for a man to discover that a dark, secret fetish that he has never once revealed to another living soul is actually shared by others.
Like many in this world, I'm a "cutter." However, I find the act of cutting oneself in easily exposed areas like the forearms and wrists downright repulsive. I mean, let's face it ... that's just rude to others. Personally, I find nipples are a far more rewarding to cut and what better thing to use afterwards than bacon??? I've long fantasized for hours on end about bacon laden nipples ... bacon undies ... bacon, bacon, BACON!!!
By the way, who's the sick little monkey who stuffed a 3-legged piglet figurine in the box?
Customer Review: A Cheap Imposter of the Real Thing
Summary: 1 Stars
I always use real bacon as band-aids because I feel like the grease has healing powers, and makes a delicious snack once the wound is healed. So, I figured I would try these adhesive band-aids. However, I was sorely disappointed to find out that not only do they not actually taste like bacon, but they don't have any bacon grease on them. C'mon, "Crazy and Zany" company! This seems like a grand oversight in their design model that needs to be recti-"fried" immediately. Until that happens, I'll have to fry up my band-aids the old fashioned way.Customer Review: What can I say - it's Bacon!
Summary: 4 Stars
What can one possibly say that isn't self explanatory?
Just as it looks - Band-Aids that look like bacon.
Cool enough in it's own right.
I've been sitting here just *waiting* to cut myself just so I can slap one of these bad boys on, to the envy of all friends and coworkers.
There's no doubt that a slab of bacon will heal any wound.
Comes w/ "free toy" too - a tiny little piglet figurine. How demented is that.