Angry Mob Playset
by Accoutrements
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Product Summary
Manufacturer: AccoutrementsBrand: Accoutrements
Model: 11835
Toys and Games Reviews of Angry Mob Playset
Customer Review: E S S E N T I A L......T O Y....F O R....T H E...J U N I O R....I L L U M I N A T I....M E M B E R....I N....Y O U R..,,L I F E
Summary: 5 Stars
I would go further than my esteemed collegue, who realizes this would be a good toy for li'l Republicans in training, to teach them public discourse.
This toy IS this, of course. But it is a GREAT deal more. It is NOT only for li'l Republicans in training, to teach them how to lead a mob of other, though less-educated and refined Republicans. For it is ALSO a toy for your little Illuminati-in-training. Here, the "precious little one", scion, (or scioness), of one of "the Thirteen Families", and, along with others of his or her generation, is the hope of Future World Domination, will learn, with this essential "toy", to CONFRONT an angry mob. An angry mob made up, NOT of one's peers, (as a proud Republican tot -- scion or scioness of our Illuminati-wannabee cohorts and allies, would learn to do), but of one's rowdy, rude, uncouth, (but still frightening -- to a child), INFERIOURS! For an Illuminati Child, (he or she of the most precious descent), MUST learn to fear NO-ONE -- especially frighting-seeming
people from the lower socio-economic order! Tell your Junior Illuminati member the truth: he or she is MUCH BIGGER than these toys! And even when the toys might be the harbinger of REAL people in an angry mob made of those in the lower socio-economic orders, (ie: low wages, or no wages due to no jobs, having no cars, and having, especially, just paid their "fair" (heh, heh, heh!) share of Federal Income Taxes), there need be NO fear on the part of any Junior, (or Senior), Illuminati member. For -- after playing with these pathetic "action" figures for a while -- it will be time for a "field trip" into the REAL world. Choose a day when it is raining, (or snowing), heavily. Or an extremely hot day. All these weather conditions will do just fine. Put yourself, and your darling Junior Illuminati member in the family limo. Choose the morning rush-hour to go out. Then slowly, slowly, approach a bus-stop, where a line of bedraggled, and/ or hot, and/ or freezing people are waiting for the bus, most of them to go to jobs they hate, but desperately need. From the one-way glass of the limosine's windows, encourage your Junior Illuminati member to look out on all these people, and to note how silly and stupid they all look, standing there in this awful weather -- and on line, yet -- waiting patiently for the bus. It doesn't matter how threatening their earstwhile physical appearance is, does it? THEY are out there, and YOU are in here -- safe and warm, (or cool). Arent they silly? but it's only to be expected, as you are a Junior Illuminati member, and they, obviously are not.
(Then, for a REAL excercise in looking down at other people, repeat the same limosine trip, going to the Bowery section of town, or whereever homeless people congregate. Aren't they silly, really, staying out there in the cold, or hot, or windy, or snowy, or rainy air? You would think anyone, with any bit of common sense, would comeinfrom such nasty weather, wouldn't you, Junior Illuminati? Well, I guess we really can't expect more from the "common folk", can we? For they are, when all is said and done, only obedient, (but very stupid) zombie-type people, who follow the antics of Hollywood stars, and eat themselves sick with fast food, instead of reading the classics in OUR library, and eating the good, nutritious and delicious food OUR cook makes!
From playtings to the real thing. This set of "Angry Mob" toys will teach your Junior Illuminati member NOT to be afraid -- of any thing, or anyone. These toys will teach your Junior Illuminati member to, (rightfully!), despise all who are not Illuminati! And won't that make daddy and mommy Illuminati members, so very, very proud!
Description of Angry Mob Playset
Add some dramatic tension to your playtime with the Angry Mob Play Set. Each set includes nine 2" (7 cm) to 3" (8.9 cm)tall, hard vinyl villagers wielding a variety of weapons for them to wave menacingly at the object of their disdain. Great for intimidating your action figures and teaching children the concept of mob rule.Playsets Toys
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