Accoutrements Mr.Bacon Vs. Monsieur Tofu Action Figures
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Product Summary
Manufacturer: AccoutrementsBrand: Accoutrements
Model: 11814
Product features:
- Set of two action figures
- Bendable arms and legs
- Who will win the battle
Toys and Games Reviews of Accoutrements Mr.Bacon Vs. Monsieur Tofu Action Figures
Customer Review: Mr. Bacon!!!!
Summary: 5 Stars
Don't you just hate it when you get to lunch and look in your lunch box expecting a delicious meaty lunch and what do you see? A Big chuck of Tofu!? WHY MOM WHY!? This bland chewy clump cannot satisfy my NEED of MEAT! So because you skipped breakfast because sleep usually does beat food, you scarf the garbage down anyway. Then what happens? Well you end up in the restroom for the rest of the day because that discussing chunk turned out to be tainted. Like it even has to be tainted, just the taste alone will bring breakfast back to you, if only you had breakfast. So what is there to do!? Is there any way to STOP the Tofu? Well you can't tell mom, she happens to be on a health food kick and Tofu is much healthier then anything that tastes like something. So sense mom is a lost cause, what is there to do!? HOW CAN WE COMBAT THIS EVIL TOFU!? It haunts us ever so, getting into our wonderful dreams of bacon and glory! We end up losing sleep out of it because the Tofu has turned into an evil character named Monsieur Tofu! He comes in while you are enjoying a big plate of bacon and spits in your face and turns all your bacon to tofu. So? What ever is there to do? Can we combat this? Are we really doomed of a life without sleep or REAL food?
NO! Now there is a way to stop the evil! A type of self served therapy to get that ever so loving bacon back in your dreams! How you ask? What a ridiculous question, Obviously it is Mr. Bacon! Now you can get the Mr. Bacon and Monsieur Tofu Action Figures and you can recreate your dreams and ALWAYS WIN! Everyone knows you are too weak to fight the blasted Monsieur Tofu alone, so just sit back and let Mr. Bacon do it all for you! Mr. Bacon is 5 -5/8" tall! WOW! That is almost life sized! You can't beat that! Mr. Bacon is also over 2" taller then Monsieur Tofu! 2 inches!? Wow! With that kind of leg up, it is almost guaranteed he will never lose and get that sweet sweet bacon back into your dreams! I know the excitement is just flowing through your body, you can hardly bear to read any more so I will keep the rest short. Hobble down to the Amazon and pick up Mr. Bacon today and you will sleep GREAT every night. That's right, NO MORE TOFU! HOORAY! It sure has helped my life, Mr. Bacon is with me in my dreams and he wants to be with you and CAN BE! With Mr. Bacon we can save all the bacon in our dreams and once again dream about luscious bacon every night. After all, everything should taste like bacon, even dreams!
Description of Accoutrements Mr.Bacon Vs. Monsieur Tofu Action Figures
Mr. Bacon and Monsieur Tofu are fired up and ready to rumble, but only one can remain at the top of the food chain! Mr. Bacon stands 5-5/8" (14.3 cm) tall and fights for everything salty, greasy and meaty. Monsieur Tofu is 3-3/8" (8.3 cm) tall and represents all things made of coagulated soy milk. The winner gets eaten for dinner! Each vinyl figure has bendable arms and legs. Illustrated window box.Action Figures Toys
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